THe preacher's sunday sermon was, "Forgive your Enemies".

He asked all present how many have forgiven their enemies.

ABout half held up their hands.

He then repeat his question. Now about 80% held up their hands.

He then repeat his question once more. All responded, except for one old lady.

"Mrs Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I dont have any."

"Mrs Jones, that's unusual, how old are you?"

"93," she replied.

"Mrs Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheard of a lady tottered down theaisle and said: "It's easy, i just out-lived all those witches"